I Like fishing on Big Boats

I Like Big Boats
(To the tune of “Baby Got Back”)

  (Intro)
Oh my gosh, matey, look at that vessel!
It’s so… nautical, like, it’s got that square back end!
You know, like, it’s ready for the open sea!
I’m hooked, let’s reel it in!

  (Verse 1)
I like big boats and I cannot lie,
You other sailors can’t deny,
When a vessel cruises in with a big ol’ stern,
And a tuna tower that’ll make ya yearn,
You get sprung! Wanna cast that line,
‘Cause it’s built for fishin’ and it’s lookin’ fine!
Square back end, sittin’ wide and proud,
Holdin’ fishermen, haulin’ ice by the pound!

  (Chorus)
I like big boats! (And I cannot lie!)
Big boats! (Fishin’ on the fly!)
Big boats! (Rod holders to the sky!)
I’m reelin’ ‘em in ‘til the day I die!

  (Verse 2)
Got coolers stacked, full of ice, so cold,
Rod holders lined up, yeah, they’re solid gold!
Big boats have real bunks, where you crash in style,
Snooze like a king while you’re sailin’ a mile!
Tuna tower high, spottin’ fish from afar,
This boat’s a beast, it’s a nautical star!
No tiny dinghies, no skinny skiffs,
I need a hull that can handle the riffs!

  (Chorus)
I like big boats! (And I cannot lie!)
Big boats! (Fishin’ on the fly!)
Big boats! (Rod holders to the sky!)
I’m reelin’ ‘em in ‘til the day I die!

  (Bridge)
So, captain! (Aye, aye!)
Tell me, whatcha want? (Big boats!)
I ain’t messin’ with no rowboat junk,
Gimme diesel power, make the ocean thump!
My crew’s out fishin’, rods locked and loaded,
Tuna in the crosshairs, boat’s fully bloated!
With ice and gear, yeah, we’re set to roll,
Big boat’s my vibe, it’s good for the soul!

  (Verse 3)
So cast it out, reel it back, let’s go,
Big boats in the harbor steal the show!
From the bow to the stern, it’s a fisherman’s dream,
Square back end got me lost in the gleam!
No little kayaks, they just won’t do,
I need a boat that can power on through!
So dock it, rock it, let the fishin’ commence,
Big boats forever, that’s my common sense!

  (Chorus)
I like big boats! (And I cannot lie!)
Big boats! (Fishin’ on the fly!)
Big boats! (Rod holders to the sky!)
I’m reelin’ ‘em in ‘til the day I die!

  (Outro)
So get on board, let’s chase that tide,
Big boats, big dreams, it’s a hell of a ride!
Square back ends, bunks, they make me smile,
I’m a fisherman for life, that’s my style!  

 

30# class BFT fish on the aft deck

Thank You to all who have taken me aboard.  And Thank You also to all who have come with me on my boat.   Time spent fishing is a blessing.  Sharing the catch with friends and family is the final reward of a great fishing trip.